Alan Turing unboxes an iphone in 1939
The parcel came to Bletchley in the middle of a winter that felt determined to grind everything down to essentials: coal smoke, damp wool, black-out curtains, and the clipped urgency of people who had stopped pretending the world was reasonable.
It was addressed to:
Mr. A. M. Turing
Government Code & Cypher School
Bletchley Park
The handwriting was careful, neither elegant nor familiar. The outer wrapping was brown pasteboard, the string hard and clean, and the label bore a single word in bold print that looked like a brand, a river, or a joke:
AMAZON
Turing saw it on a desk that was not his, because at Bletchley nothing truly belonged to anyone except their headaches. Someone had set it there with the air of “this is probably yours, and probably odd.”
He stood over it a moment longer than strictly necessary.
There are different species of strangeness. Some announce themselves with fanfare and cheap theatre. Others arrive with the quiet confidence of bureaucracy. This box was the second kind. It looked as though it had every right to exist.
He turned it over. No return address. No customs stamps. No note of origin. Just that word.
“Amazon,” he said aloud, under his breath, as if pronouncing it might pull a thread loose. The river was real enough. The fact of its appearing here was not.
A clerk passed and glanced at it.
“New contraption?” the man asked, half-smiling.
“I rather think,” said Turing, “it is a contraption in search of an explanation.”
He carried it to a quieter corner—quiet in Bletchley meaning merely that fewer people were arguing within arm’s reach—and took a paper-knife. He hesitated. Not from superstition, but from habit: one does not open an unknown object in a building full of secrets without first considering what sort of unknown it might be.
It did not smell of chemicals. It did not rattle like a mechanism. It did not tick, which was nearly disappointing.
He cut the string.
Inside was another box: white, fitted with a lid that seemed too precise for cardboard. On it was printed a word that looked like it belonged to a futurist magazine:
iPhone
Turing frowned at that. “Phone” was easy enough—short for telephone, and telephones were no longer exotic. But the i… It had the impertinence of algebra, and the smugness of a symbol that refuses to say what it stands for.
He lifted the lid.
A thin black rectangle lay inside, glassy as a mirror, with a small metal edge and a single button.
No valves. No coils. No visible battery. No screws.
It had the insolent simplicity of something built by people who have won.
Under the device lay a folded note. He opened it.
It was in plain English—almost too plain—written as if the author were trying not to sound clever.
Here is your new iPhone, since there is no network where you live I have done a basic setup for you. Feel free to use as you like. From a distant admirer
Turing read it twice. The phrasing “where you live” struck him: not “where you are” or “where you work” but “where you live,” as though the author meant an era rather than a place. “No network” was also curious. There were networks: telephones, radio, the Post itself. But perhaps the writer meant some other, more elaborate mesh.
He set the note down with the care one gives to a message that may later need to be quoted exactly.
Then he picked up the device and turned it over in his hands.
It felt… finished. Not a prototype, not an instrument cobbled together in a hurry, but a thing that had been iterated upon until it stopped apologising for itself.
He pressed the button.
Nothing. A fraction of a second where his scepticism began to smirk—
Then the black surface woke.
A pale emblem appeared—clean, minimalist, oddly confident—and then a bright field of colour, and then a greeting that slid past in many languages as though it were bowing to a room full of unseen guests.
He blinked. The light had no visible source. It did not flicker. It did not behave like a lamp.
A simple instruction appeared:
Swipe up
He touched the glass with one finger.
The image moved.
Not by turning, not by clacking into place, but by gliding—as if the surface were not a surface at all, but a kind of obedient window.
Turing’s face did something Bletchley had not seen much of from him lately: it softened into the beginning of a smile.
“All right,” he murmured. “So it is that kind of trick.”
The next screen offered a list of languages. He chose English. It asked for a region. He chose the United Kingdom. It asked for various settings—text size, accessibility, and something called “Quick Start,” which he ignored because there was nothing to start quickly from except a war.
Then it asked to connect to a “Wi-Fi network.”
Turing stared at the phrase.
He had, of course, heard nonsense terms before. Whole departments ran on them. But this one had the scent of a real technology: short, ugly, and inexplicably confident.
He tapped the field. It offered nothing. A blank list. A polite complaint.
He returned to the note: since there is no network where you live…
“So you expected this,” he said quietly, to the distant admirer. “You expected me to be stuck with an organ without the rest of the body.”
He continued. There were requests for a passcode, something called “Face ID,” and an “Apple ID.” “Apple” made him snort once—an apple was a fruit, not an authority. He declined what he could not satisfy and proceeded where he could.
At last the device presented a screen filled with small coloured symbols: icons, each one like a label on a drawer in a cabinet.
A clock. A camera. A map. Numbers. Notes. Photographs. A compass. A library of little promises.
Turing sat down.
It wasn’t that he believed—immediately—in time travellers or impossibilities. It was that the object in his hand was behaving like something that had passed far beyond the crude stage of “can we make it work?” into the refined stage of “how do we make it so ordinary that children will be bored by it?”
He opened the Clock.
It showed the time precisely, then several other times in other places, and something called “Alarm” which looked like a mechanism for turning time into obedience.
He opened Calculator.
It was a slate that did not need chalk. He entered a multiplication quickly—then a more complicated one—then something nasty involving primes that he would normally do on paper for the pleasure of it.
The device gave the answer without hesitation.
Turing stared.
“That,” he said, “is either extremely impressive—”
He opened Notes.
A blank page appeared, and then, when he touched it, a keyboard—an array of letters he could tap. He typed:
Test.
The word appeared, crisp and black.
“—or I am dreaming,” he finished, and felt faintly annoyed that his dreams would choose to be useful.
He opened Camera.
The screen became a live view of the room, rendered in colour—clean colour, without the washed-out melancholy of film. He lifted the device and saw, on the glass, the desk, the papers, the curve of a lamp, and his own hand moving like an actor in a small private theatre.
He pressed the round symbol on the screen.
A small click—so tiny it seemed embarrassed—then a still image of the room, perfectly captured.
No darkroom. No developing. No waiting. No chemical bath.
Turing’s pulse quickened.
He took another photograph immediately, of the first photograph on the screen, because he wanted to see whether it would degrade, whether this was a fraud with a short leash.
It did not degrade.
He opened Photos and found a small gallery: the two images, already arranged, ready to be revisited as if the device assumed memory should be navigable.
He leaned back, looking at the little machine as though it might suddenly confess what it was made of.
“No valves,” he said, softly. “No moving parts. Yet it calculates and stores and displays and captures light.”
He turned it over again, hunting for seams.
It was then he noticed something along the side: a small slot, with a tiny metal tray. He pressed it experimentally and a small piece slid out—containing a thinner piece still, with gold contacts, like a miniature calling card.
He had no idea what it was, only that it was designed to be removed and inserted and therefore must relate to identity, or connection, or both.
He set it aside.
“Phone,” he said again, looking at the device. “So you wish to speak at a distance. But you cannot. Not here.”
He opened the Maps—or rather, the icon that looked like a folded map.
It asked for location access.
He refused. Reflex, not paranoia—though Bletchley trained a person in both. The device, undeterred, still displayed something: an empty grid, a suggestion of the world, but no detail. It wanted to draw the globe and found itself blind.
No network.
There was something perversely comic about it: a creature built to swim, dropped into a desert.
And yet—even stranded—it did extraordinary things.
Turing stared at the Home Screen again, and something in his mind slid into place—not belief, but a model.
This was not a single invention. It was the by-product of a whole civilisation of inventions: materials science, power storage, precision manufacturing, mathematics, optics, perhaps entirely new physical principles. The device in his hand was a leaf torn from a vast tree.
The thought should have been discouraging.
Instead, it was electrifying.
Because it meant the space of the possible was larger than wartime Britain had any right to hope for.
He picked up the note again.
From a distant admirer.
A laugh escaped him—short, involuntary.
“Of course,” he said. “Anonymous, untraceable, and smug.”
Then, with the air of a man performing a small experiment simply to see what the universe will permit, he opened the device’s Settings and began to read, as one reads the back of a mysterious machine in a laboratory: slowly, attentively, and with growing delight at the sheer density of implied engineering.
Words appeared that meant nothing yet felt meaningful:
Bluetooth.
Airplane Mode.
Privacy.
Accessibility.
Software Update.
Update. A machine that can be updated, as though its behaviour were not fixed in hardware but poured in like a new set of rules.
That idea—more than the camera, more than the calculator—caught him by the throat.
A machine whose operations are not welded into it, but written.
His mind went, unbidden, to the logical machines he already carried in his head, to tape and symbols and states, to the idea that a device might become many devices by changing the instructions that animate it.
He looked again at the icons: not mechanisms, but functions.
And then he did what he always did when reality presented him with something outrageous:
He tried to make it ordinary by thinking about how it worked.
He wrote in Notes:
Hypothesis: A general-purpose computing engine with internal memory, display, and sensor (camera). Likely uses electricity in a compact stored form. Possibly employs components too small to see without magnification. Operations invoked by touching display: capacitive sensing? Must be a method of detecting finger position without mechanical switches.
He paused, amused at himself.
He had just written “capacitance” about an object that had fallen out of nowhere like a meteor.
Then he typed another line:
If this is real, it implies we win. Not the war necessarily. But the argument with nature.
He sat very still after that.
Outside, the war continued in its usual blunt way: trains, telegrams, men in uniforms, rumours sharpened into facts by repetition.
Inside his hands, a small black rectangle glowed patiently, waiting for a world that could speak its language.
Turing locked it away that night—because he was not reckless, and because he understood secrecy in his bones—but he did not sleep easily. Not from fear.
From possibility.
Because somewhere, somewhen, someone had built an engine so compact and so smooth that it could pretend to be a toy.
And that meant the future was not merely a continuation of the present.
It was an entirely different kind of arithmetic.
And the distant admirer—whoever they were—had sent him not a weapon, but a proof: that minds like his were not mistakes of history, but early drafts.

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